|Jesus Shaves Mug|
As seen on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno:
Jesus Christ is most often depicted with shoulder-length brown hair, and a beard. But doesn't that beard look itchy sometimes? And breaking bread at the dinner table must produce a whole mess of crumbs that would certainly get stuck in that beard... So give the Messiah a treat!
The Jesus Shaves mug is a clever gift for any believer. Pour in a hot beverage, and watch His beard disappear!
Holds approximately 14 fluid ounces. Not dishwasher safe, but microwave safe.
*This item is on backorder. Place an order to place a pre-order and it will ship as soon as it arrives.
|Pop Quiz Math Clock|
"We're going to be late, it's almost half past pi!"
If I had a quarter for every time I heard that. Don't know what I'm talking about? Well, my friend you are in desperate need of the Pop Quiz Clock. It will help you study up on the most rudimentary of advanced mathematics. Know a math or science teacher? Well now you have the perfect gift for their classroom. Know just an everyday geek? Well now you have something they can put between their Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica posters.
We only make fun because we love them so much.
Clock measures 11.5" in diameter
Requires 1 AA battery. Batteries not included
Take into consideration your fellow performers’ delicate senses with PerforMINTS! Bad breath no longer has to be a tragedy with these tasty sugar-free mints. They may not make you famous, but at least your fellow actors won’t cringe when you’re reading your lines!
Also a perfect present for actors who share a stage kiss. A Shakespeare's Den original!
Each container has 1 oz of sugar free mints.
|Jane Austen Ribbon Heart Necklace "Teach us...that we may feel the importance..."|
This Jane Austen Ribbon Heart Necklace is inscribed with her famous quote "Teach us ... that we may feel the importance of every day, of every hour, as it passes." It is 100% sterling silver and comes with a 18" chain.
This is a perfect gift for any Jane Austen fan or one of life's many teachers.
|Sticky Notes - Freudian Slips|
A freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
So be clear what you mean. Write it down on one of these notepads. One looks like a card or prescription pad from Freud. They other has Freud's face on it. The come packaged together along with a set of colored sticky tabs in a convenient book form. When closed, the books measure 3 1/4" X 4 1/4".
|Starry Night Puzzle, 1000pc|
Look at that this beautiful Starry Night. We know a Little Thinker who would be delighted if you bought this beautiful puzzle. Can you hear him whispering in your ear? "Isn't it lovely? Please buy my puzzle, or I might have to do something drastic..." Shush, Vincent! Behave yourself! Sorry about that, everyone. We'll have a stern talk with him later.
1000 pieces; Size 26.5" x 17.4"
*Please note there is new packaging for this picture and we really need to take a new picture of it. However, puzzle still looks the same.
|The “F” Word- Magnetic Poetry Kit|
Vent to your heart’s content with the "F" Word Magnetic Poetry Kit. Whether your refrigerator is f**ked up or you have a f**king problem with your boss, these magnets will allow the proper amount of cursing (or improper amount, if you prefer).
With over 240 word magnets included, the variations on our beloved f-word are nearly endless!
The "F" Word Magnetic Poetry Kit is especially popular with aspiring authors and unhappy cooks.