One of Shakespeare's Den's most anticipated gifts: The Avenging Unicorn Play Set.
Unicorns are magical creatures that exist only for those who believe in them. When they are not frolicking in dewy meadows or posing on windy cliffs, they are helping believers do away with daily annoyances.
So, does the arragont businessman talking on his cell phone in a crowded elevator drive you crazy? Are you bothered by a New Age hippie wearing a wheat skirt and peddling spices? Has your childhood been scarred by an encounter with a mime?
Close your eyes, take a deep breath and summon a unicorn. If you believe in the magic of unicorns with all your heart and soul, they will answer your call. Everyone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies.
The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations.
This plays set comes with a 3-3/4" hard vinyl unicorn, four magical Horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent), and three 3-1/8" figures to impale; a new age woman, a businessman, and a mime.
The Unicorn Code
1. Unicorns never lie.
2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
3. Unicorns are loyal.
4. Unicorns can keep a secret.
5. Unicorns don't use drugs.
Warning: Small parts, not suitable for children under 3 years or any adult lacking a sense of humor. | |
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